its all a bit seedy but the Heineken is tasty
We were staying about 15 mins from the city so we took the train it wasn’t long before we had seen and and smelt Amsterdam. within 200 metres, tulips, clogs, a few sets of lesbos, blue and white china and the smell of green smoke.
It was a dull old day and the city looks like it could do with a good steam clean, and quite frankly so could a lot of its inhabits.
We did a walk of the city and passing the garden market, a much better range than Bunnings Garden Centre, bulbs, roses, tulips, more bulbs and marijuana. not only could you buy seedlings to plant next to your tomatoes, there was starter kits and hash in a can where all you needed to add was water and presto 3 months later a lovely crop.
 
A few blocks later we ended up at the Heineken experience this was the old brewery turned into a discovery centre. 10 euro, 7.50 if we had have seen the discount pass in our pocket, you got a tour, a few rides on simulators 3 tasty cold beers and a pretty flash key-ring. we did consider going back a second time round. We had a all day canal bus pass which was a boat and the trolley bus which was a tram and train pass so we jumped on the boat which was a great way to see the city. we got off at central station and took a left ending up right in the guts of the red light district at 2pm.

This area was a collection of bars, clubs, hash cafes, porn shops with interesting window displays and lots of houses with models sitting in the window waiting for a friend.

The area was pretty seedy there was a collection of deros and scumbags and plenty of people offering you products as you walked by. coca cola must have been on special or something cos a lot of guys were offering us coke one guy even called me a heroin! most of them were rastafarin characters none of them gave any problem you just said no or kept walking and they tried the next person.

We got a beer at a semi dodgy but safer looking pub and went to a croquette vending machine restaurant for lunch then back to the boat for a lap.

we came across a Spanish cafe bar and had beers and food then went walking trying out on the way back to the station we decided to do a lap of red light area, it was packed didn’t feel as sleazy as earlier and lots more to see There would have been hundreds of shop fronts with ladies, fat ones, thin ones, black ones, white ones, gorgeous ones, ugly ones, man-lady ones you name it. I recon you could of even got a goat, some even had price tags not cheap 150 to 200 euro seemed to be the going rate. There were heaps of bars, hash cafes, porn shops and cinemas all packed plus plenty of guys on the corners selling foil packs but area had a sort of fun and fairly safe (if you stayed alert) vibe much better than earlier in the day.

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October 9th
We got up early and headed off on our 700 km drive to Amsterdam, we planned a stop along the way at Wolfsburg which was about 200 k out of Berlin. We thought we would need about an hour but we stayed nearly six making it a long day.

Wolfsburg is home to Autostadt which was basically a Volkswagen “Disney Epcot centre” The place was auto theme park with different pavilions for each of the VW brands with simulator rides, 360 degree projections, kiddie activities and cars. the centrepiece of the complex were 2 20 odd storey glass silos floating on water full of brand new cars. it was said one in 3 golfs sold in Germany are picked up by the customers there.

We had some little guy in the Seat pavilion guide us around showing us how good his product was, we couldn’t get away. he didn’t care we couldn’t buy one in Australia he was just so proud of here features, got to admit they weren’t bad.

There were 11 little buses, which cost over 1million euro each and took visitors into the golf plant for a tour. they showed a lot of there welding and assembly process with robots doing just about everything. people were really only used in the 11 lane inspection lines. over 3000 cars leave the line each day.

For those listeners to the Pulse FM Motor Show you might remember our weird story of the week, about the millionth curry wurst sausage being eaten at the plant, well we are here to tell you they were delicious with the cup of tomato sauce which was pored over it and the beer we washed it down with. The Autostat complex was over staffed but the hr department did a fine job as most of them were hot.
We got into Amsterdam about 10 and checked in. went for a walk to find food, with little luck so ended up at the servo for a sandwich. Back to the hotel for a few frothy beverages and called it a night Hotel probably best so far, beds ok, clean, shower worked, didn’t smell to bad (although Gary soon fixed that) and free internet, parking, breaky and a fridge for the beer we brought from Tokyo.
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October 8th

We started off the day with trip into the Sony Centre to upload this website and plan the day but were diverted as one of the train lines were not working due to construction.

we ended up at a station a km or so away and noticed a sign to the Berlin technical museum so we went and paid a visit. they had an large collection of trains boats planes and some cars. they also had a historic brewery on site, but sadly even though it was 10 am they didn’t serve beer.

We then walked down to the Sony centre and had some lunch before heading off on a hunt for the Tribant car tours. it was a bit of a circle on 3 trains and a bit of searching but we found there drop off point. There was no one about so we waited a while and 2 guys eventually turned up one couldn’t understand a word of English and the other barely none but we were able to get a phone number to ring the office to arrange tour. We rang but were booked out for day so we went away sad.

We were close to the big space needle tower so thought we would go up that. it gave some spectacular sites of Berlin and you could really see the difference in architecture between the east and west. We tried out the sky lounge with a Berlin beer watching the sun slowly fade.

We decided to walk down to the Rhietstag Parliament Building and Berlin gate to take a few twilight photos this took about an hour passing through some interesting old areas with a lot of alfresco dining and bars.

The Brandenburg gate looked spectacular at night and we got some great shots. next stop was checkpoint Charlie, but first a few Oktoberfest beers at the pub. Checkpoint Charlie was interesting although it was a reproduction the original one was destroyed in 1989 when the wall came down.

This checkpoint was where world war 3 nearly started between the us and Russia with a stand off between two tanks running and ready to fire at one another for 3 days in 1960 at the height of the Cuban nuclear weapon crisis.

By this time it was about 10:30 so we got a kebab (one of the best we have ever had) and headed back to the hotel which was 3 trains away for a nite cap.

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October 7th
Got up today from a decent nights sleep at the fun hotel, the beds were much better than the botels were and the bathroom was modern and not musty. Rocky recons there was something wrong with his bed as it was forcing him to fall out, I recon it was probably more due to his clumsyness.

The included breakfast was a cooked buffet at this hotel, we had some bratwurst meatballs scrambled eggs and I even had some nice cake.

Heading to Berlin as I type this, its only 2 hours from Dresden so we stopped in the city of Dresden to have a bit of a look around. There is a lot of big flash new buildings in the city mixed in with a few historic ones. This is an old East German are so a heap of development looks to have happened in recent years obviously to fill the streets with McDonalds and KFC stores

We got into Berlin in about an hour and a half, the road was travelling at over 150km for much of it. Being a Saturday there were not many trucks on the road and roads were in fairly good shape, although other than the amazing engineering of tunnels through mountains our freeways are better. We got to our hotel, which wasn’t bad it had just had a lick of paint and some new furniture, two room and a bathroom you can just fit in…(Gary is that is, Rocky needs to breath in a bit)

We walked about 1km to the subway and bought a all day pass for the transport network and headed into Zoo Station which is one of the main stations in the west side of the city. There is an amazing monument to World War II it is a church that has had the guts blown out of it left there as an errie skeleton of bad days in the past. They have built this modern cement and stained glass church around it- it is quite stunning.

We thought the best way to find our way around the city was to join one of the many sit and stare double decker bus tours. It cost 15 euro and was great, we saw most of the sites and got ourself orientated which will make tommorow’s travel a bit easier.  The tour lasted about 2 hours so, we then went to the huge new Sony complex for a few beers (even a Fosters at an “Australian” bar…about as Australian as the Eureka is German) and then for a kebab before heading home about 12.
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October 6th
Started off the day with the lovely ‘buffet ‘breakfast at the Botel, we still haven’t stoped arguing whether the chicken loaf were cheese or cheese slices were chicken. loaf. It looked like chicken but tasted like cheese… who knows but the juice was good probably contained 2% juice and 98% water and probably straight out of the river. The Botel wasn’t all that bad, it had a slight lean to the port side (left) so all your blood flowed to your head in the night and with the lovely pillows, blankets and bed base and… noise from the corridor we would have got a good hours sleep. But for 60 euro and for the novelty value it was worth it…but I still reckon the chicken loaf was cheese.   Gary thinks we may catch Scurvy from the Botel and he thinks our medical expenses will work out a little more than if we had have stayed in the Prague Hilton, which looked very nice.
The Botel’s bathroom was an interesting feature, unfortunately we couldn’t get the camera lens to take enough of it to publish, it was about 4 foot square and contained toilet, (with a pump action plunger) a shower and basin. It was an challenging job not getting your towel or clothes wet, although with the amount of water which came out of the shower piece there was no hope. The biggest concern was keeping the mouldy vinyl shower curtain away from your body. Gary was sure the bathroom smelt better after he used the toilet.. I didn’t want to go in and prove him wrong but I think he was probably right.
We left Prague on our way back to Germany the road wasn’t quite as bad as it was coming in there was a bit of a highway although bumpy and narrow. We got to the border a little earlier than we had expected we had about 1200 Krowns (Czech dollars) which was about 70 Australian dollars left over which we planned to spend on petrol.  We will have to cash them in Germany for probably 50 Australian, but there the break.  The border was a bit of a wait  all the Czech cars and German cars were sent straight through because we were in a French registered car and Australian we had about a 15 minute wait for the stamp in our passport and the ok to continue.
The first stop was Zickau which was the home of the August Horch Museum which was responsible for the Auto Union cars which became Audi and was taken over and turned into Trabant after World War II.  The centre was pretty much like our Ford Discover Centre and was even staffed by ex employees and volunteers. They had some interesting vehicles including the last model Trabant which never got released.  For those of you who don’t know the Trabant, it we featured it on our 94.7 Pulse FM Motor Show as weird car of the week and was the little German Car which was made with a cotton based fibre glass called duraplast panels.. You might also remember them in the U2 videos and Concerts for the Zoo TV tour.
Another hour and a half drive and we headed into Dresden, which was a pretty easy drive along the Autobahn. The speed limit is 130 but you can sit on 140 and cars pass you doing 50 or more kilometre an hour more. The trucks on the right hand lane are speed limited to 100 so its a pretty dynamic mix of traffic.
Our main stop in Dresden was the VW Glas Manufactre plant which would have to be the most unique car manufacturing plant in the world. The building itself is located in Dresden’s botanic gardens and looks like a normal modern office building. With striking architecture at first glance you may mistake the building for just one of Volkswagen’s head offices, but on closer inspection behind the huge glass windows you will find a  car assemble line.

Only final assemble is completed here for the VW premium level car the Phaeton. All the dirty work of welding the body together and painting is done up the road at towards Zickau and shipped to Dresden. To minimise impact to the city all the parts including the polished up bodies are delivered on specially built trams appropriately called car-go-trams on the cities tram network.

Inside the building there is a bar, a restaurant with grand piano, offices, a viewing area and of coarse the plant assembly line.

Completed shells are delivered by tram and stored along the outside glass wall awaiting assemble from here a complex array of robots that navigate themselves about on the Canadian parquetry wood floors.  The assembly staff wear white dust coats and white gloves and look more like surgeons than car assemblers. There are a series of robots which rotate the vehicle and driverless trolleys and glass lifts bring the jewel like vehicle parts to the assembler.  The line makes about 150 Phaetom and Bentley vehicles a day. The cars are either distributed to dealers or stored in a 15 storey high automated silo for anyone who wants to pick their vehicle up at the centre.

We finished off the night with a buffet, a few beers and bed at the “Fun Hotel”, where we were staying about 10 minutes out of Dresden,

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October 5th
We started of the day with a 40 minute drive to the Skoda museum, the road wasn’t too bad there was a highway all the way unlike yesterday. Anyone’s guess what the speed limit was along the motorway, every 100 metres there seemed to be another speed limit with a number anywhere between 50 and 110, so we just followed the traffic.

The Skoda museum wasn’t bad it,had about 50 vehicles tracing the company’s history and a lot of engines on stands. There was a new showroom next door where you could buy or look at the new models which were very nice. They are a VW company and you can see the VW good looks, quality and influence in their products. They have a range of cars a big car not much smaller than a Falcon, probably built of a Passat called the Superb, and a range of smaller products.  Regular listeners to the now defunct highly rating 94.7 Pulse FM Motorshow will remember there’s plans a foot to bring Skoda back to Australia, and looking at the products it should do very well up against the likes of Passat, Mazda 6 and the Honda Accord.

We headed back into Prague and after a refresh headed into the city to find some internet to do a few jobs and send a few mails. We ended up at McDonald’s which had a good setup and you could buy beer. So a Big Mac (they had sold out of Royal with cheese – remember Pulp Fiction) and a couple of Pilsners we got our jobs done only to find it was raining outside. We did a bit of a walk around but it was just too wet so we headed back to the Botel to dry off and do a few jobs on the computer.
By about 7 it was fine again and we walked back into the city area which was about a half hour walk. We walked the streets and took in some of the historic sights and took quite a few photographs. We grabbed a feed at a Italian restaurant,, how’s this for a pizza, pizza with French Fries and Frankfurt Sausage.. it tasted much better than it sounded.  A few more laps of the city and back to the Botel on the tram. We couldn’t work out where to get tickets for the tram so just jumped on- everyone else seemed to be doing the same- we didn’t get caught so all worked out fine.
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October 4th
Woke up and got into the lovely Chevy Nabira and headed off towards Prague. There was still a little drizzle from overnight so we decided to keep going instead of doing much in Salzburg, which was really just a half way point for our trip from Venice to Prague.

We got to the Czech Republic border, all the cars with Czech or German number plates were passed thru but our box of shite was registered in France so we were stopped by this nice blonde border guard with a pistol on hip. She checked our passports and stamped them.. then there was a problem she kept pointing to the car.. A few hours earlier we saw a Hertz note saying what countries we were able to drive in (which contradicted the website) and thought for a moment we were not able to take the car in, but all it was was we needed to turn our lights on (in broad daylight).

Lunch was the next point of call so we called into the border service station and got a sandwich an drink, the girl forgot to charge us for most of it so there was a bit of confusion, but got sorted.

The roads got bad very fast, no more beautiful flat motorways and tunnels it was all bumpy country roads with pot holes and speed limits from 80 – 40, it was a very slow trip. Very few places to pass and quite a few trucks and farm machinery we even saw a semi trailer which had just rolled over around one of the bends. About an hour into the trip there was a police car on the side of the road, one police man was on the left videoing cars for some reason, the other was munching on his lunch and the other one in the middle of the road and pulls us over.  He kept pointing to the car and yabbering, he was as confused as us. We got out of the car to see what he was on about and it was the lights, we turnt them off then back on again and he was happy, still have no idea what he was on about. Czechs must drive all day with lights on. We got it sorted and happily went on our way.
We got into Prague about 3:30, the girl on the sat nav did her first stuff up and sent us to the wrong street, we did a bit of searching and from the other small map we had worked out where we needed to be. It turns out the hotels address is listed as a small street of their own instead of the major road it is next to, this small street was not in the sat nav database.  Our hotel is a Botel, its a hotel which is basically a boat. We think once their boats become unseaworthy they turn them into hotels and leave them listing on the side of the river. It’s a bit primitive but its a boat which is a bit of fun.  We didn’t have any Czech money so went for a walk into town and found an ATM the biggest amount we could take out was 2000 K which ended up being only $125 AU.. We had a look around the old town which is amazing, with statues and artwork and even a McDonalds arch in the middle of the world heritage listed precinct. they don’t miss a trick.  The area is old and pretty beautiful but very tourist based and commercialised.
We went and got a few beers and they cost 45k each they were 500ml we worked out that was about $1.70 a pot half the price of home. A bit more walking around taking some flash night shots then we found a Czech bar/restaurant and had a feed and a few beers the whole bill came to $35 Australian which was great value. It was then back to the Botel via trolley tram for some sleep.



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The land of Schnitzels

We left Venice today for our journey to Salzburg. Venice was an amazing place, it was obviously built before the spirit level was invented and they must have sent all their good concreters to Australia. The Pizza’s were fantastic too but we have just finished off our favorite meal of the whole trip.

While on our long and mostly boring motorway journey we stopped at the town of Villach in Austria for lunch, here we found the small fast food chain named Schnitzelwelt (Schnitzel World in English) we had the small schnitzel meal and it was massive and quite tasty, you can even get a trio of schnitzels. If only there were more schnitzelwelt stores about.

We got to Salzburg at about 3 pm and headed into the city for a look around that night. Whilst in a beer garden we copped our first bit of rain for the trip so it was in to the bar for a few more while the rain passed. The evening meal was some tasty Austrian sausages from a caravan in the street, they were pretty good and beer was only about $2 for a huge can. As it was dark and still raining we got a nice Skoda taxi back to the hotel for 5 euro.
 
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October 2nd

Today we walked the lanes of Venice and went on a ferry ride to neighbouring islands



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October 1st

From Innsbruck it was about a 4 hour drive to Venice passing some spectacular mountains on the way. The roads were fantastic there is really some amazing engineering with tunnels and bridges and a 2 or 3 lane carriage way all the way. There was a toll of about 20 euro but it was well worth the money.

After a lot of confusion on how to buy train tickets and which train to get on we finally got into Venice.  We took the non tourist turn which ended us up in some pretty amazing areas away from the big crowds. We then jumped on a boat and headed to the main area for a few more photos some pizza, pasta and beer.  Again we have been lucky with the weather its about 22-24 but a bit steamy.
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October 1st

We started off the morning with a drive and walk around Innsbruck. The first stop was the Olympic ski ramp, which gave us some impressive views of the city. Innsbruck has been the host of 2 winter Olympic Games. It was then into the central area to have a look at some of the historical buildings. Most were decorated with religious figures or nature scenes. Some even had gold leafing.



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September 30th
We got up early and left the hotel on what will be a long day.

First stop for the day was Friedricshaven which is about 2 hours out of Munch. Here we visit the Zeppelin airship museum and have a walk around the town.

The town is set on lake Constanz which borders Switzerland and Germany. Its a fairly clear day so we can see the huge Swiss alp monoliths. After a bite to eat in a beergarten overlooking the lake we head off for our next 2 hours of driving.

The car is a shit bucket, how Holden thinks they can sell this crap box has got us buggered. This is basically the Dawoo Nibria or Holden viva as we know it. no power, 3rd gear cant be found very well, the radio intermittently switches from cd to radio every half hour or so. wipers useless, no seat comfort and now the air bag light has come on and its only done 13000 ks.
We visit king Ludwigs castle in Neuschwanstein…. he’s the guy that Oktoberfest was started as his wedding reception and his castle is the one the Disney castles were modelled off. It was either a 40 minute horse drawn carriage ride or the 15 minute bus ride we took the bus, which was a gruelling trip up the narrow alpine track.
The small village was set up pretty well to get the tourist dollars with plenty of restaurants, cafes and souvenir shops, we tried out the king Ludwig beirgarten before heading the 100 km journey to Innsbruck in Austria.

The GPS we optioned to the car has been worth every cent it is taking us to the door of every hotel and attraction. There is no need to read crazy German street signs, just wait for the girl to say when to turn.

We ended the day in Innsbruck Austria which you will hear about on the next days travel.



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