What a life, one of the best positions in the world but these fat lard arses just lay in the sun and haven’t got a care in the world.. We saw one do a huge dump spray on his mate and he couldn’t have cared less, he just rolled over and let the sun bake it into his blubbery fur… And the smell..oh the humanity…absolutely dreadful.   Gary was wondering what they would taste like… I thought a bit like chicken.